"So you think you can come rolling in after everything you've done? Do you have any idea how much money you cost us?"
It's not glamorous to be a basketball husband. All I could do was sit there as my wife went on and on about my time spent outside in the driveway. I was left outside instead of taken in, and I was at fault. She then picked me up and threw me into the garbage can sitting in the garage.
The boy will not be happy when he comes home and I am missing.